Not friendly to sleep deprived morons

I tried using the app this morning after going 48 hours without sleep but to no avail. I had already taken the worst that Vegas had to offer, and my inability to perform basic app navigation drove me to insanity in the security line. It also unfortunately opened the door for ridicule from my less attractive friends. Theyre just jealous. Thankfully they paid attention to the class in which you learn how to enter your first and last name into an iPhone app...otherwise Id be stuck in Vegas and probably losing more money (sorry Swof).

The Daly Show about Allegiant